Let’s review the facts:

FACT: I slept a total of 23 hours over the last 6 days.  That’s about 4 hrs a night.  So, winner.

FACT: Even on an overcast day, the sun was so bright this morning that the sound I made when I woke up was: “erp.”

FACT: Eating only one meal a day in Vegas consisting of some combination of red meat, cheese, eggs, and salt while supplementing with various forms of malt- and vodka- based beverages ensures that your decidedly non-washboard abs…stay about the same non-washboardedness.  So, winner again.  I think I actually lost weight in Vegas.  See first fact.  I’m sure that didn’t help.

FACT: This was a lollipop I found in a random gift shop when we got lost outside of the Monte Carlo

*chuckle*

It says Pina Co-Slot-A, people.  Pina Co-Slot-A.

FACT: When the shuttle drivers at the airport changed at one stop, and the one getting off said “Good night everyone,” I half expected the new driver to get on, say, “Good luck everyone,” and start dealing cards.

FACT: I have a number of comments to my blog that I will be responding today.  Thanks for commenting, as always.

FACT: I have a number of tweets to respond to also.  Many tweets also expressed concern that I ate five days worth of ice cream to prep for the auto-blog while I was gone.  You have no idea.

FACT: I also need to bathe myself at some point today to get the smell of shame and cigar smoke out of my hair.

FACT: Wash laundry.

FACT: Eat fruit.

FACT: Nap.

FACT: I just used this fact list as a To Do list.

I’ll see you tomorrow, Junk Food Nation.  Hit me in the comments below or hit me on Twitter @junkfoodguy or on my Facebook Page.

Sincerely, Junk Food Guy