I Am Completely Useless The Day After the Super Bowl & Nosh Show Ep. 71: Best of 2015

JFG Nation, why do I not take the day after the Super Bowl off? I feel gross and am completely braindead. It’s not even because I’m all boozed out…although I’m sure that’s the problem for most. For me, it’s that I have consumed enough meat, carbs, salt, and cheese to give me juuuuuuuust enough of an unpleasant night’s sleep so that Monday morning I hate life and the LAST place I want to go is work. Ugh.

Some quick thoughts from the game:

1) The over/under on Gaga’s National Anthem was 2 min, 20 secs, which she cheated gamblers after she finished the first BRAAAAAVE under 2:20, but then went on to sing TWO MORE “BRAAAAAVES” after that. WTF???? You can’t just repeat the last word of the song to extend the experience! If someone kept repeating “TO YOOOOUUUUU” at the end of Happy Birthday we’d all glare at that person.

2) I mentioned that Emmanuel Sanders was probably the only matchup that favored the Broncos, and it showed: 8 targets, 6 catches, 83 yards.

3) I think I’m done with Super Bowl commercials. With the internet in general and especially YouTube, the virality of Super Bowl commercials is at an all-time low. Plus, no scantily clad women in GoDaddy commercials? IT’S LIKE THIS ISN’T EVEN THE SUPER BOWL.

4) Biggest food hit of the Super Bowl party I went to – my friend Andrew’s version of the Brookie (brownie + cookie):

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Where does the cookie end and the brownie begin? NO ONE KNOWS! I just closed my eyes and chomped, I WASN’T SCARED.

The NFL Season is finally over, and I’m exhausted. I’m avoiding all sports media for the next 24 hours. I recommend you do the same, and listen to our latest Nosh Show instead: EPISODE 71 OF THE NOSH SHOW IS HERE!

For you new arrivals, The Nosh Show is a podcast started by Marvo from The Impulsive Buy, featuring Ryan from GrubGrade, Dubba from On Second Scoop, and, of course, me, your friendly neighborhood JFG. Today marks the release of The Nosh Show, Episode 71: Best of 2015!

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This week, “talk about our favorites from 2015, our thoughts on Cinnamon Bun Oreo Cookies, and much more.” You can listen embedded here:

You can subscribe to The Nosh Show using various services: iTunesStitcherTuneInRSS, or, you can also download the episode.

Alright, that’s a wrap. Tell me how you guys are feeling in the comments below, or any other thoughts you had about the game/commercials/Super Bowl food in general. Let’s get through this miserable day together.

Thoughts? Please comment below or hit me up on Twitter @junkfoodguy or LIKE my Facebook Page and message me there. I also have Google+!! Let’s hang out.

Sincerely,

Junk Food Guy

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Discuss - 4 Comments

  1. Kahnfucius says:

    Apparently different betting sites had different conclusions on the precise length of the anthem: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/early-lead/wp/2016/02/07/super-bowl-controversy-did-lady-gaga-hit-the-over-or-under-on-the-national-anthem/?tid=a_inl

  2. Anne says:

    I stood in line with fifty guys – yeah one chick and fifty guys – at a slammed papa johns for thirty min to get pizza and a brookie….worth it!

  3. Sarah says:

    The commercial puppy monkey baby was weird…I went to bed at 9:00

  4. ruckus says:

    I’m kinda burned out on football after watching the Superbowl. Hopefully the next 6 months or so will rekindle the fire within me.

    Also the puppymonkeybaby thing was gross.

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