Junk Food Nation, it’s THURSDAY FEBRUARY 20!  Happy birthday to Charles Barkley, Rihanna, Cindy Crawford, and Justin Verlander. Let’s get to the news…

1. Everyone at this point, I think, knows the Richie Incognito-Jonathan Martin bullying story from the Miami Dolphins, right?  Put aside how you feel about the case; this other tidbit make me chuckle. Incognito, after the investigative report came out, took to Twitter to apologize.  One of the Tweets he sent out was to the Miami Dolphins’ owner, Stephen Ross, and to Ted Wells, the investigator.  He tweeted:

Incognito Tweet

Let’s see that again:

I would like to also apologize to Mr. Ross and Mr. Wells. Shit got cray cray#MYBAD

— Richie Incognito (@68INCOGNITO) February 18, 2014

“Sh*t got cray cray”?????? That’s amazing. Again, I am NOT getting into opinions ABOUT the Jonathan Martin situation – but even if this was a situation where a player got a DUI or something – WHO SAYS TO HIS/HER BOSS, VIA TWITTER, “SH*T GOT CRAY CRAY”??  I mean, how would that play out in my job?

Judge: “Counselor, please explain why this motion was late filed.”

Me: “My bad, Your Honor. Sh*t got cray cray.”

(Sidenote: Who the hell says “MY BAD” anymore, too?  Seriously?)

2. Speaking of ridiculous athletes, Ray Rice of the Baltimore Ravens was arrested for simple assault after getting into a physical altercation with his fiancee where he KNOCKED HER UNCONSCIOUS.  Um, Good God.  Deadspin had the video of him pulling her out of the elevator after the incident occurred. Bizarre.

This case will play out in the courts, so I’m not trying to publicly indict him, but let’s just hope he doesn’t put on the “Sh*t got cray cray” defense during his trial.

3. Apparently, the NCAA penalized some players for eating too much pasta? I don’t know much about this story, but (a) what rule did they violate? and (b) that must’ve been some DAMN GOOD PASTA. I WANT SOME OF THAT PASTA.  I WANT SOME OF THAT NCAA-RULE-VIOLATING PASTA.  I bet when you eat it, you can just feel the scholarships being stripped from your school. MMMMMMM.

4. Finally, just a song I’ve been listening to lately.  Enjoy!

Today’s junk food: Mega M&M’s!

Mega M&M’s: The Money Shot

MEGA M&M’s.  While I figure out how these are different than Hershey’s Drops, you look at these photos:

Mega M&M’s: 3x the chocolate

Mega M&M’s: The specs

Mega M&M’s: The goods

Mega M&M’s: Slightly bigger than a dime

And here we go with the shortest review ever.  Ahem:

“THESE ARE JUST SOME BIG ASS M&M’S.”

Done.

PURCHASED AT: CVS

COST: $1.00

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Sincerely,

Junk Food Guy