Junk Food Nation, while I was in the Aria (or was it the Monte Carlo?  I dunno, all those casinos blend together after 16 rum and Cokes) I happened upon the this candy store:

LICK! My tongue is nice and pink, thanks.

Brilliant, right? “LICK: what color is your tongue?” I thought it was a genius name for a candy store since we’ve all had tongue-color-hanging candy before.  And it got me all nostalgic and thinking about this blog, and then I had the crazy thought: yikes, what if something is going wrong with my blog? What if the posts I wrote aren’t auto-posting, or my server crashed or whatnot???

So I thought I’d spend today just recapping the past two weeks, in case anyone missed anything.  Take a walk with me down memory lane, will you?  And if anyone missed a post – just click on the photo and you’ll be magically transported away…well, to another webpage.  Cough.

3-9-2012: The Doritos Locos Taco

3-9-2012: In which I stumbled through a video trying to show off the Doritos Locos Taco, and tried to bribe the shirt off the cashier’s back.

3-10-2012: Zesty Salsa Wheat Thins

3-10-2012: In which I discussed one of two new Wheat Thins flavors, Zesty Salsa, and stole internet from my neighbor.

3-11-2012: Ben & Jerry's Peanut Butter & Banana Greek Frozen Yogurt

3-11-2012: In which I predicted the Number 1 seeds on Selection Sunday and digged into this Ben & Jerry’s Peanut Butter Banana Greek Frozen Yogurt.

3-12-2012: Spicy Buffalo Wheat Thins

3-12-2012: In which I discussed the March Madness snubs and discussed two of two Wheat Thins new flavors, Spicy Buffalo.

3-13-2012: Salsa Con Queso Cheetos

3-13-2012: In which I ate the new Salsa Con Queso Cheetos and prepared the world for my impending trip to Vegas.

3-14-2012: Häagen-Dazs Limited Edition Salted Caramel Truffle Ice Cream

3-14-2012: In which I talked about Homeless Hotspots at SXSW and reviewed the Häagen-Dazs Limited Edition Salted Caramel Truffle Ice Cream.

3-15-2012: Ben & Jerry's Volun-Tiramisu

3-15-2012: In which I fly to Sin City and review Ben & Jerry’s Volun-Tiramisu Ice Cream.

3-16-2012: Häagen-Dazs Limited Edition Cranberry Pumpkin Spice Ice Cream

3-16-2012: Day 2 of Vegas and I taste the past season Häagen-Dazs Limited Edition Cranberry Pumpkin Spice Ice Cream.

3-17-2012: Ben & Jerry’s Raspberry Fudge Chunk Greek Frozen Yogurt

3-17-2012: Day 3 of Vegas and my review of Ben & Jerry’s Raspberry Fudge Chunk Greek Frozen Yogurt.

3-18-2012: Häagen-Dazs Limited Edition Bananas Foster Ice Cream

3-18-2012: Day 4 of Vegas (oh god) and my thoughts on the past season Häagen-Dazs Limited Edition Bananas Foster Ice Cream.

3-19-2012: Ben & Jerry’s Berried Treasure Sorbet

3-19-2012: The Final Day of Vegas (thank God) and my take on the old old old Ben & Jerry’s Berried Treasure Sorbet.

3-20-2012: erp.

3-20-2012: In which I lay dead in my bed and whimper about how tired I am.  Whimper whimper.

3-21-2012: Hash House A Go Go

3-21-2012: In which I recap one of the greatest meals I’ve ever had at Hash House A Go Go and related Part One of what I learned in Vegas.

3-22-2012: New Ritz Crackerfuls (Peanut Butter & Chocolate & Extreme Peanut Butter)

3-22-2012: In which I finish up with my lessons learned in Vegas and take on the two new Ritz Crackerfuls flavors, Peanut Butter & Chocolate and Extreme Peanut Butter (EXXTREEEEEME).

So there you have it, Junk Food Nation.  A walk through the past two weeks.  Go, familiarize yourself, and catch up on anything you missed.  Because tomorrow, we’re back in action full-time.  Full-time, that is, until my week and a half long trip to Ireland in late April.  Maybe I’ll FINALLY get to try some Walkers Crisps!  My junk foodie heart is pounding with anticipation.

 

And by the way – thanks to everyone for driving my traffic up more and more each day.  Feels nice.

 

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